Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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