Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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