I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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