dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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