Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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