love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Randomize
