i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
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I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
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You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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