It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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