It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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