wanna go halves on a baby?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Dick very happy bro
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