8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
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