Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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