Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
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I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
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You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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