i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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