with your own penis?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I look excited, but its just a facade.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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