Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
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I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
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he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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