she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
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I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
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I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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