i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
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it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
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It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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