I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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