I looked at my own cervix.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
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His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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