Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
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i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
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i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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