Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
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HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
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In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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