Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
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She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
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Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I just gargled with NyQuil
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