I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
