somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
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I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
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and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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