wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
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i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
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I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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