we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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