dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
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is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
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You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
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Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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