We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
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after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
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im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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