Pappa wants mamma naked
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
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no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
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17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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