Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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