Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
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and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
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I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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