Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
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I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
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It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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