I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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