i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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