6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
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Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
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Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I'm always down for nudity.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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