I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
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does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
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I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
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