We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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