What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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