So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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