I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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