Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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