You really coming over, don't trick.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
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Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
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I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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