is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
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I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
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and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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