My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
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You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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