I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
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Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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