I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
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What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
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idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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