It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
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ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
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I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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