And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
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Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
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Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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