At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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