I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
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Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
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Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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