That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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