Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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