That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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